29.12.08

bad girlfriend


My Girlfriend's a dick magnet My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

Red thong, Party's on, Love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned
But she's coming back to my place tonight. I say
No one really knows just how far she's gonna go,
But I'm gonna find out later tonight.

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

Doesn't take her long to make things right.
But does it make her wrong to
Have the time of her life. the time of her life
My girlfriend's a dick magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it

She's a gold digger now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger.
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent

I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly,
Man she's hot and fixed to be, the future
Ex-Miss Connolly!

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

She's a bad, bad girlfriend.
She's a bad, bad girlfriend.

~theory of a deadman

How come Dayton didn't remember this stuff about Nancy? It was a pain going to a concert with her. She was all over the place, acting like she owned it and everyone wanting her. Maybe everyone did, but him.

"She's fuck'n crazy," some dude said to him, wondering if she was old enough to even be drinking.

"Well, she's like that," Dayton grinned and bared it. She was not like that at home. More than once he'd smacked her when she was out of control. Not that he wanted to. He really didn't. He liked a good fight, but usually with a guy. It would just get her crying, and he'd end up leaving because he didn't want it to get any worse than it already could.

And then she'd call and beg him to come home. Luck, he guessed. Maybe. Maybe not. But there she went again, acting like she was something that she was not. And he'd be stuck with her when they got home.

It was like being with a total different person than at Christmas with her folks. He would have thought she was their little angel. It was quite deceiving. It just left Dayton with a bad taste in his mouth. All cute and Miss Adorable. Chummy too. Liar, he kept saying to himself as he went through the motion of being by her side.

And now she was wanting to go off with the Native American dude with the pretty dark blue hair.

"No, no, believe me, you don't know what you're getting in to," Dayton cut in before anyone went a step further. "Believe me, if I'd known, I would have walked away when I could. So just walk away. This is one regret you don't want happening." It was at least enough for the guy to go back to his drink and his friends while Dayton grabbed Nancy's wrist.

"Why do you always have to do this! Why!" She was screaming but the music was loud enough to fade out the noise. She was going home even if he had to stuff her in the trunk to do it.

6 comments:

ellie said...

That must have been some night at the concert with Nancy.

Cate said...

Nancy does seem like some kind of Avril Lavigne.
Shit! But that Dayton smacked her isn't all that good!
Isn't that even Avril Lavigne in the picture?

Ivy said...

Dayton, I feel bad for him. I still wonder if he'd really hurt her..though, he seems like the type who'd hurt himself more.

taffy. said...

nancy...
i can't tell if i actually feel sorry for dayton,
but he's fucked up.

dawn said...

i don't think you've painted dayton as a demon at all. it'll be great watching you flesh him out even more. you always portray all of your characters as multi-faceted and complex. it's a gift you have!

autumn said...

cool update about Nancy and Dayton. whattagurl. lol.